i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
