found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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