who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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