we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Congratulations! We have a period
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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