why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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