I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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