Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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