i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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