I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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