Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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