I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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