My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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