she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
