i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Shame is for Republicans.
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