you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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