to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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