So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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