so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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