i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So vagazzling was a success
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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