love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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