it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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