He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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