The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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