Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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