last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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