He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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