This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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