Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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