She tied me up with her honor cords...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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