We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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