There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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