That's intense
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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