Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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