STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it hurts more in the daytime
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
