i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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