we're blogging at a bar
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Let's paint friendship bongs
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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