kristin has been a bad kristin
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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