Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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