I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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