can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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