If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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