I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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