Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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