apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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