if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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