I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just want to make out with him forever
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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