i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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