god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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