I wanna bring you to show and tell
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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