whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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