when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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