my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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