i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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