i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
false alarm, still single
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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