That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
