im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This girl is more easily done than said...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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