He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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