these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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