Christians are straight up FREAKS
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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