"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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